where’s destiny

HGR: “newbie, ‘where’s Destiny’ has become your most frequent phrase of 2023.”

Der Freischutz’s gun damages friend and foe indiscriminately. HGR tipped me off to this in advance, so I didn’t use it. newbie is cooler than me, so he gave the weapon to his man Destiny and does a lot of careful positioning to avoid friendly fire. It is a very nice weapon; newbie can often park Destiny in a hallway and have him solo a group of enemies. However, before and during every ordeal and breach, he’s like “where’s Destiny?” Very important to know where Destiny is at all times.

(Flashback to the time Destiny was soloing a group of enemies when John wandered into the corridor. Destiny shot him. John attempted to flee, but before he reached the end of the corridor, Destiny shot him again in the back of the head, killing him. Stone cold. That’s a reset.)

(Also, Destiny is the Safety Team captain which I think is hilarious)

newbie’s real timeline has not been nearly as exciting as his doomed timeline. His new and improved Central Command has CENSORED (this one’s kinda spicy), Firebird (“is this a bird bird or just a bird?” I asked. HGR informed me it was just a bird), Beauty and the Beast (zzz), and Rudolta (zzz).

Now newbie is working on the top layer core suppressions. I got on to watch him and he was like “I hate this.”

“You mean the stream quality?” I said.

There was nothing wrong with the stream quality. Also, “Where’s Destiny?” takes on a whole new level of hilarity during Yesod core suppression.