wow, I can't believe it! I've just been bought and constructed, and LOOK AT ME NOW!! im DAZZLING! man, all the houseguests gonna be jealous of this house now... can't believe those other couches were overreacting! there's no "big monster" that's gonna destroy us in a year. haha, those silly suckers. oh hey, that must be the big monster they were talking about. she doesn't look so ba-
about halfway through the year later
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context: my sister is very hyperactive and likes to jump on beds and couches a lot, which causes them to break (we had to replace 4-5 couches since we've lived in this house.)
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