“We had the office holiday party today,” I said. “It was mid.”
“You’re not allowed to say ‘mid,’ ” HGR said. “We have a word for ‘mid.’ It’s mediocre.”
“It was better than mediocre. It was mid.”
“I don’t buy it.”
I was going to write about the holiday party, but I don’t have a lot to say, since it was mid. (Highlight of the party was that after the party was over, a coworker popped into my office to show me the cutest photo of a raccoon he had on his phone. Good stuff.) Instead, have some of HGR’s linguistic insistences.
(1) A game should only be called a “roguelike” if it is LIKE the game ROGUE aka a turn-based dungeon crawler. If you have, say, a bullet hell platformer with procedurally generated levels (another term which he hates), it is NOT LIKE ROGUE and therefore not a “roguelike.”
(2) A game is only “retro” if it is a NEW game imitating the style of old games. If you have a game from, say, 1995, it is not a “retro” game, it is simply an old game.
(3) “VODs” (videos on demand) is a dumb term and should never be used. “In my day, we called those VIDEOS.”
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update (12/7): I polled wolf chat. Opinions were mixed, but more people agreed with HGR. Huh. Maybe HGR, known connoisseur of various internet circles, has the right of it?
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