perfect process

HGR and newbie mined a bunch of silver on the mountain and then had to get it down the mountain and back home. It was too much to carry on their persons, so they made a PRO PLAN: (1) Build a longboat. (2) Store the silver in the longboat’s cargo hold. (3) Slide the longboat down the mountain. When it inevitably crashes, destroy it, use the materials to re-build a new longboat, and repeat. You may not like it, but this is what peak Valheim play is like.

“But if it’s exactly the same materials,” says Theseus, and then a wolf jumps on him and kills him. A wolf also jumped on HGR and killed him while he was holding fast to the longboat mast. I am so glad I tuned in at that exact moment.

Unrelatedly, newbie at work: 

[1:25 PM] meisnewbie: "I'm sorry that you expect the process to be perfect" excuse me?????? Is expecting to be briefed on new features another engineer worked on "perfect process"?????

[1:38 PM] meisnewbie: When I have to configure the new feature.