I was a returning student taking a full load of high school classes, and failing most (all?) of them due to neglecting my homework. Now we were in P.E. doing individual exercises. I was first up; I got on the table and did a bunch of push-ups.
But wait, why were we in class, weren't we supposed to be social distancing? Oh right, the school reopened classes and demanded we all return. It wasn't safe. Actually, this was a good excuse to quit the semester and not have to catch up on all my missed work! It would screw up my pristine high school transcript (at least I thought my high school marked withdrawals as WP/WF, i.e., withdraw passing or withdraw failing), but it'd be worth it.