I was at a hotel where I was staying with my parents, having a fancy hotel breakfast. Then it was time to get ready for work so I could be there for the 9 am meeting. Walking down the hotel hallway, I detoured into a conference room where two evil wizards were playing a music box with a song that could hypnotize children. They didn’t know I was immune to the music. I used my mental powers to magically suplex one of the wizards, banishing her from this plane. The other wizard fled. Everyone in the room cheered for me.
However, at some point I apparently set down my work clothes, and I couldn’t find them. I also couldn’t text the boss to explain that I was going to be late, since my phone was in my work pants. My friend Gumbi was there and let me use her phone. Somehow I couldn’t type a simple text message. I wasted a lot of time trying. Eventually I found my work clothes. I gave Gumbi back her phone, asking her to text the boss on my behalf, and then left to get changed.
Unfortunately, there was a family using the hotel restroom. They were taking their time. In desperation, I changed into my work clothes in the hallway outside the restroom. Then I ran from the hotel, jumping down entire flights of stairs in my haste.
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(cross-post from suplexing an evil wizard)