newbie is always introducing us to new concepts and vocabulary. Last week, it was the concept of “boylunch.” “Okay,” he announced, “snack turned into really sad boylunch.” “Wh-what's a boylunch?” said numbers. “It’s like a hodgepodge of shit lying around that you make when you’re hungry and don’t fe...
Planning out some dishes that are slightly better than my usual Caesar salad/cheeseburger curry. The goal is to consistently make these dishes for every meal, regardless of zone. DESSERT: chocolate cake (9 honey, 8 cacao, 7 milk)#1: Kaiser the Venusaur (mono honey)#2: Cadbury the Blastoise (milk/cho...
I blame raid for the weather. We had an extreme cold snap back when we were originally progging Shiva. Now we’re on to Eden’s Promise: Eternity, who is all like “Memories of Shiva…” and we’ve got another cold snap. For a while, it felt like the weather was trolling me personally, because it got warm...
We heard yelling from inside an abandoned cathedral and went to investigate. We found seven or eight kobold looters in a room, all of whom were drunk on firewine, meaning they would explode if killed with fire. We all did typical things: Ilanis, our bard, cast an AoE hypnotize that put five of the k...
To keep the dwarf train rolling, we’ve been playing Baldur’s Gate 3 (featuring LOPEN). We’re using a mod so that we can have a six-player game. Dante: Ilanis the bardnumbers: Astarion the rogueLopen: Lae’zel the fighternewbie: Shadowheart the clericHGR: Polly Ripplebrook the sorcerer (lmfao “Po...
Another week, another opportunity to mull over excuses for not going into the office on Tuesday. This week it was the cold. It was 16 degrees when I stepped outside for my Monday afternoon walk. I almost turned back twice before reaching the train station. I stuck it out in the end, but I was not lo...
Yesterday, I stepped outside for my afternoon walk and discovered the stairs outside the building and the sidewalks were covered in a thin layer of slick ice. I turned around and went back inside. Not worth it. Based on that, I had grand visions of not being able to head to the office today. Technic...
Imagine this: It’s 2 pm. You’re sitting down to a late lunch. In fact, you have just taken your ramen out of the microwave, brought it to your desk, and sat in your chair. Before you pick up your chopsticks, your phone rings. It’s your boss. He wants to talk about the [client] project, about which y...
“What’s Bluey? Is that like Blue’s Clues?” – me, who lives under a rock (It’s not Blue’s Clues.) This came up over Thanksgiving break when we were shopping for Christmas presents for BB. Mom said he loves rocking out to the Bluey theme song but mostly ignores the episodes. Based on that, I figured...
It’s finally time for our new annual family tradition of Christmas at brother's house. I got express service this time, meaning that Mom and Dad picked me up on the way there (instead of me taking the train up to the main station to take the other train down to parents' house to drive all the way ba...
egg! egg! egg!!! Feeling overtaxed by my own social/gaming schedule right now, aka a problem entirely of my own making. Today is THE FIRST DAY OF NOTN WOOOOO. But also, I have raid from 1-4. Then nap. Then in the evening, we’re playing the hottest new game of the year, V Rising. To back up slightly...
NotN is coming in three days! (egg egg egg egg egg) Vibrating with excitement over here. In 2022 I got 64 eggs, and last year I got 47, so for this year I’ve set a modest goal of 50 (because it would feel bad to get less every year). As always, I’m impressed that people literally live in the coli du...